Sweaty, sweaty, sweaty sweat! Ew so much sweat!
Random person: you do have that glow.
Me: don't be fooled by my layer of sweat.
I've read constipation can be a symptom of pregnancy, but honestly I have never been regular!
You know you are hormonal when you get all inspired and teary listening to Bliss N Eso's "Addicted". Seriously check out the lyrics, they are inspiring!
I think I passed that stage where people look at me and are not sure if I am fat or pregnant. Yep, it's a baby.
A boy! How do I name a boy? So much responsibility. It has to be cute when they are a baby and cool for when he is a teen but also appropriate for when he is a CEO of a huge company. Arg!
Will there come a time when I won't be able twist enough to wipe my own butt? Is this a thing? Do other people worry about this?
I try to do my pelvic floor exercises when I pee. Damn do I get angry with myself when I don't it to 10 counts! Come on pelvic floor, I don't want to be wearing diapers at 8 months pregnant because I sneeze too much!
I love that i can wear all the dresses that were reserved for "flat stomach days". Now i want to draw attention to my belly poking out! Yay new wardrobe!
I miss the sweaty days. Now I swear I have turned into a snake, I am shedding my skin like I am preparing to grow more. Guess what scalp, it is not attractive to shed your entire layer skin in chunks (yes chunks, not flakes) every day!
Random work person: oh I didn't realise you were pregnant.
Me: yeah, I just presume everyone knows because I complain so much.
I think I fart more than I breathe.
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