Wholly molly I am 15 weeks pregnant!
The voice in my head: oh my goodness that is only 5 weeks until half way! You are not prepared for this, you are almost half way to having a baby, that is like almost having a baby!
Me: I need to buy everything! I need a pram and nappies and allllll the baby stuff!
Wholly molly the convertible pram I want is more than $1000!
The voice in my head: that is ludicrous! How can they charge that much. Maybe I don't need a pram that is also a baby capsule, that can also be a toddler stroller that is easy tom walk and run with?!
The review online: YOU MUST GET THIS PRAM IT MADE PARENTING A WALK IN THE PARK plus I COULD ACTUALLY WALK IN THE PARK!
Me: *text to Chrissy* I need this pram.
Wholly molly I need to make big decisions like... disposable or reusable nappies!
The voice in my head: disposable just go straight in the bin. Reusable are so much better for the environment and cheaper in the long run... (pros and cons go on for a while).
The internet: both are great options... I cannot help you decide!
Wholly molly why am I getting so fat!
The voice in my head: yeah you are, no clothes are going to fit you soon. You aren't pregnant at all, you are just getting fat and trying to hide it! Ew!
Me: nope, I am pregnant and my belly is gross and will continue to get grosser so that I can grow a Tiny Human!
Wholly molly I am 15 weeks pregnant!
Voice in my head: you know what that means? Your chances of miscarriage are so low now, this baby might actually come!
Me: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
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